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SHEPHERD'S DILEMMA

Français transhumance A shepherd was herding his sheep in a pasture away. Suddenly, there appeared a brand new Jeep Cherokee, driven by a young man in shirt Hugo Boss, YSL pants, Nike sneakers, etc.. The car stops and the young man addresses the shepherd: - If I guess how many sheep you have, you give me one? The shepherd looks at the young man, look at the sheep that graze and says: - Yes. The young man parks the car, branch the notebook and the mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the field using GPS, established a base of Data, 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and exponential plus a 150-page report printed on its mini printer HIGH-TECH. He turns to the shepherd and says: - You have 1586 sheep here. The shepherd answers: - It is quite correct, you can have your sheep. The young man takes the sheep and puts in the trunk of the jeep. At that time, the shepherd asks: - If I guess your profession, you make me your sheep? The young man answers: - Yes. The shepherd said immediately: - You are a consultant How did you guess? - Asks the young man. Very easy, "replied the shepherd 1) You came here without being called. 2) You want to get paid to tell me what I know already. 3) And you do not understand what I'm doing, because you took my dog!